Due to recent experiences, and a bit of reading on the subject, I find myself compelled to do a piece on conspiracy theorists, their nature, way of thinking, and motivations. Why do these theories exist? Do they have some truth to them? Do they have any basis in facts or evidence? The answer to these questions is beyond no, it is a level of no to which we cannot fathom as human beings. These theories, though I am doing the word theory a great disrespect, are created by individuals who merely want some comfort and clarity in the complicated word of politics, though other subjects may contain these vile disrespects of fact. You see, when an individual, or group of individuals is confronted with a situation to which they cannot deal with, for example, say I ask a very stubborn, arrogant 8 year old what syndicalism means, do you think he’ll appreciate being presented with ideas or theories that overwhelm him? No, he won’t, and most individuals, primarily Americans, don’t like it either.
Americans are so fixated on the superficial things of society (Sports, fashion, celebrities, material goods) that they never get a chance to think about or study politics and societal matters, and if given the opportunity, would purposely avoid it. It is a certain type of anti-intellectualism that seems to be popular in the states. When elections do come around, most Americans cling to talking points and regurgitated ideas that the nature of which they barely grasp themselves. So when say, a politician does something different, or new ideas are discussed, ones that are drastically different than the simple ones they like that always read something like “Freedom!” “Less Government” “Personal Responsibility” “Less Taxes!”, let’s just say they’re not exactly enthralled, they’re frightened, and want some way, any way, to explain this previously unfathomable phenomena of ideology and philosophy. As Matt Taibbi puts it,” They run off into the alleyways to jack off in self narcissism”. A very unpleasant thought, but an appropriate metaphor.
They claim to have had an awakening afterwards, to really understand all the manipulation that goes on, we’re all really tools they’ll say, or something along those lines, and those who do not see, are sheep. So, for example, 9/11 truthers, they see the horrible event of 9/11 and, instead of trying to think about the motive of the terrorist who did it, trying to understand, they have an epiphany and “realize” that we’re all really being told by the media figures that Bin Laden did it so the politicians can get away with the crime, they get a certain zing, for thinking that they’re the only people that REALLY know what happened, and that they’re better than everyone else because everyone else buys into the media’s lies. This is human behavior, predictability at its best. These people become very fixated on their version of how certain events happened, and entirely dismiss real issues and whole other ideas and ways of thinking out there. In time, they base their worldview off of a small insignificant event like 9/11. They become numb to the rest of the world, feeling that events like 9/11 and what they feel happened are all that really affect the world.
If you ask one of these people about their thoughts on economics, or politics, there really won’t be much for them to say, they have nothing to say. Their idea is that all politicians lie and so real issues don’t really matter anyway. Most of these people are very self righteous independents, but this problem is also prevalent on the right and left wings. These people always want things to be nice and simple, complicated things, like politics and its wide range of issues, scare them, and so conspiracy theories are there to narrow it down to a nice simple theory to explain everything for them. It’s immature, even childish, but it is what they do. One of them got angry at me when I used the word “pragmatist” when having a conversation with him, b/c it was such a big word and “normal” dumbass people I guess, don’t use that kind of language. When it has gotten to the point when people get pissed when you don’t talk like a dumbfu**. Society is clearly declining.
People succumb to these theories because, think about it, they’re naturally appealing. I mean, if you’re confused by something while everyone else seems to understand it, you wouldn’t like that. So if you stumble upon something that claims that this is what REALLY happened, and those who believe the theory actually understand and are more enlightened, while everyone else is a stupid sheep, eating up the whatever the media says. The other option is to actually find out what you believe, and learn about different political and economic theories, but most Americans would never do that, knowledge frightens them. When I think about these kind of people, I feel a sort of pity, I wouldn’t like to go through life never knowing what I actually believed or thought, rushing from theory to theory for solace and clarity. On the right, you have apocalyptic revelations of God judging us all, and they usually choose a specified date for these events. On the left and center it’s mostly 9/11 truthers, pearl harbor truthers, people that say both parties are in on the grand conspiracy. From that way of thinking spawns a certain self worshiping practice. Example, many independents, when asked about what political party they are, will answer,”Neither, I like to think for myself.” And they feel good saying that, knowing that they really DO think for themselves, everyone else can stick with their talking points.
This is silly, because saying you are a democrat or a republican doesn’t make you a mind slave to a set of ideals, it means that the ideals of this or that party suits me, so I associate and vote for them, secondly, being “independent” mostly says that you actually haven’t done much thinking at all, because you don’t know where you stand or think about most issues. If you do try to look at the “facts” and “evidence” that’s supposed to support these theories, they are usually based off of a couple factors, while leaving several hundred or so out, failing to take this or that into account.
For example, some who believe in the 9/11 conspiracy theory often smugly tell me, “Well, after the first plane went in, why didn’t they shoot down the second one, they must’ve known it was terrorists by then!” I can take this apart piece by piece. Giving a generous assumption that they had anti-aircraft guns on the buildings nearby and that the government knew after the first plane that it wasn’t just an accident, let’s say you’re manning that anti-aircraft gun, and you see the second plane, dozens of thoughts race through your head, “It has to be a suicide bombing! “What if it isn’t, and you kill dozens of civilians” Can this one individual make a conscious decision to blow the plane up? No! The government can’t collaborate enough within the small amount of time between each plane to decide or figure out what’s going on, and then order the guns to shoot anything else that comes. We’re just NOT that organized! Everyone was under the assumption that the first plane had been an accident before the second one anyway! The total failure to think about what they’re implying exemplifies the way these conspiracy theorists think, that couple things has to mean this totally insane theory, there is NO other possible explanation! So fu**ing childish.
The liberal writer, Matt Taibbi, refers to this mass exodus of logic and rational thought from most Americans minds as “The Great Derangement” Which is quite appropriate. When Americans were faced with ideas and situations that were beyond them, they lost it, they had gone on so long buying into left or right and either side’s talking points, and suddenly a bunch of complicated things that were new and different came into their minds, lots of questions, with no answers. They were forced to think about the nature behind political ideas, their reasoning, etc. Well, at least, they tried, but that’s the whole reason conspiracy theories exist, they couldn’t cope with it, their anti-intellectualism had degraded them to the point where trying to think about something like economics would cause a breakdown. It made them mad, depressed, a wide range of emotions, these theories entirely devoid of fact or thinking are just ways to cope with it.
It gives them comfort, and thats all they ever wanted, Americans like their comfort zone, and if denying complexity will give it to them, then they will, in this case the denial comes from conspiracy theories. Even if it gnaws away at them deep down, they’ll do it, and they’ll keep doing it, if you don’t realize you’re full of shit when you’re very young, you’re not gonna when you’re older. You’re just even more stubborn and drastic changes in ways of thinking causes mid live crises. Americans are happy where they are, mindless, ever consuming of whatever is given to them, whether it be talking points or material goods. Their place of happy mindless consumer is not to be violated, they will use whatever means necessary of keeping that comfort, the product is these conspiracy theories. Having had the experience of being a friend to one for a long time, it is no fun, they bring them up whenever possible, and accuse those who disagree of being another sheep who doesn’t understand. The irony is that the independent spirit they so worship, is just another stereotype, just like the liberal democrat and the conservative republican, they’re not really independent, they all succumb to nearly identical ways of thinking. But it gives them comfort to think they’re independent, so they’ll think that, and they’ll keep doing it. It is IMPOSSIBLE to break the spell. They are so wrapped up in the theory that can’t possibly fathom anything else.
Don’t bother trying to explain or enlighten the infected individual, they will just frustrate you, they’ll deny anything you present to the contrary of what they say, it is best to just dismiss them as beneath you and let them whine about your elitism/arrogant behavior.
As an American myself, I am sad to see that so many in my country have succumbed to this denial.
All this, just so we can be comforted, rather than enlighten ourselves and actually know what we think!
We can do better, though I doubt that we will..

